"talk dirty to me"
me: mom, how are babies made?
mom: well, hmmm, i think when you’re a little older, dear—
dad: FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!
turn up lil dolphin
this is my favorite part of kill bill
IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT “THERE’S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY FUCKING ANSWER”
one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
*innocent face*don’t do this here
is this one of the issuematic vines omg this child needs a 5 year time out